Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat...

By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 16:14

At least the child wasn't in there

littlerock_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:13

Poor baby

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Bdellophobic 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:29

xfmylifexxx 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:38

DUDE. this thing is making my whole day depresssing . why the heck did you post this.

LeahC_fml 4

Monday 28 September 2009 21:57

Oh my god that's so sick

sexxi_mermaiiid 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:00

ok this is like just plain sad. :( and how do you not see inside it? more like f the rabbits life. poor thing...

itsgen 16

Monday 28 September 2009 22:14

**** you ass hole yeah like "you" gave us the right bitch please!

mc0carrie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:15

ahhhhh D':

Switch85 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:18

That's horrible!! :(

sc27 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:22

This one really shouldn't of been let through

asquithpat 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:28

yas .* your a ****

RacheeRoo 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:28

this made me cry and it ruined my day. for that, YDI! thats horrible!!!

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