Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat...

By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 16:14

At least the child wasn't in there

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Monday 28 September 2009 16:13

Poor baby

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Winner winner Bunny dinner?

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Oh lord! That's terrible

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Monday 19 September 2016 18:30

at least you got two meals out of it

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