Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth...

By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 12:13

OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!

armada_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:15

I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.

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tehchowder 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:28

Wow.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:28

Governor Palin, we didn't tell you it was time to take the duct tape off. It only works if you keep it on!

sosadrightnow 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:02

win!

Sekococo 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:33

duck tape your hands and never write on here again :D

whoisme 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:40

you sick ****

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:41

You're really stupid......

heart604 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:52

pfft women.....

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:05

Just look at the bright side, atleast you finally got the stash off.

LOLomgWTF 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:12

I couldn't agree with you more,

LOLomgWTF 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:13

I was agreeing with comment 22. But they cut that part off for some reason.

emilybock 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:16

are you dumb?

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