Love and Parents: Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the...

By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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Run. Find a man. Not a silly boy.

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 24 July 2019 5:45

Ron Howard Voice: "This...is Arrested Development."

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Tuesday 29 June 2021 4:49

The fact that he's 29 and still lives with mom and dad was your first red flag.

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