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By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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udeservdit 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:27

not fml

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:15

This guy deserves the darwin award

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 4:36

That's what you get for being disrespectful

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:02

YDI.

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:52

A cat call is the one you whistle at a hot girl. Idk what a wolf whistle is

merica_mercenary 3

Tuesday 15 September 2015 5:26

with great power comes great responsibility

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