Intimacy: Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady...

By uhoh901 - 25/03/2010 11:07 - United States

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

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cherriblizz 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:07

Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?

Just_Me_143 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:02

haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)

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TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:30

dude u have some serious problems. seriously wat kind of perverted freak of nature would put a password as "dick" 

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:34

u horny little school boy

LeftyPitcher 0

Friday 26 March 2010 2:40

D Di Dic Dick Dic Di D 8====> megan fox is hotttt my name is bob

aardvarkish 16

Friday 26 March 2010 3:09

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orlyescence 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:19

YDI. Who makes their password dick? even the website will tell you it's too short.

aRm95 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:22

nice ! lmao

OasC82 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:27

How about moby dick

ssachick 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:35

why would you make that your password for a school account. its your fault

13FMYLIFE 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:39

hello, shoulda made up an excuse, like you had a friend named dick. or something at least.

brandonnn12 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:58

lmao!! OP you're a champ! XD

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