Love: Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone...

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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Better than nothing

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

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billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

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elfuzzo 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:17

You asked him a joke question and he gave you a joke response. Cool.

madame_malfoy 4

Friday 6 March 2009 14:21

don't complain...you asked...

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:55

he has a badass sense of humor hahaha hope he was kidding tho

tronic 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:54

you should be happy, dudes like that are keepers.

manfuckyou 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:23

good one!

ScrambledEggs 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:17

Got to admit, that was a good one. Hahaha. He's a keeper. XD

blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:37

Uh..that doesn't work. It's not funny. Wrong answer, boyfriend of a year. Probly some issues to work out there, no?

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:05

Maybe he doesn't care about looks as much as others. He can find the true beauty inside.

VroomVroomVroom 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:54

LOL

bigraws23 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:31

Ba- ba- ba- ba- BURN!!!!!!!

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