Animals: Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool....

By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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Thursday 17 September 2015 7:21

It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

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I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

Comments

Tigerman9 3

Thursday 17 September 2015 23:24

do you know it was pee or did she accidentally spill a drink? Either way it's still messed up that she blamed your dog

mintlegendary 14

Friday 18 September 2015 1:54

You should have rubbed her face in it

mccrightp 29

Friday 18 September 2015 3:39

Did you tell her "urine trouble now!"

pengyvan 21

Friday 18 September 2015 3:42

Today, I had to add 'doesn't pee on rugs' to my requirements for a woman. FML

ericp96 10

Friday 18 September 2015 4:43

Maybe you really turned her on or she masturbated while you were in the bathroom

patte_fml 19

Friday 18 September 2015 8:07

That rug really tied the room together.

salman_albalushi 19

Friday 18 September 2015 11:23

I was looking for this comment

bdozo 17

Friday 18 September 2015 11:25

RIP little doggy

Bryce8 11

Friday 18 September 2015 17:34

I'm sure she has a small bladder and couldn't hold it in and panicked. I think she should be the one doing the FML.

awreaderchik 8

Saturday 19 September 2015 3:45

Honestly I think you should just give her a break like OP never said how long he was in the bathroom and she might have had to go really bad but she couldn't because he was in the bathroom