By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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mk58 31

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

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lilxsexii 4

Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

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xGolBLiiN 1

that really sucks... do you want your car back? im keeping the stuff though

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bubblepaarty 5

the car ? really ? you couldn't think of a single hiding place in your whole house ?

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aleclikestacos 8

Did you leave your items in the car exposed? Because it would have been a better idea to keep them under the seats or in the trunk- and to lock the doors.

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mchakkiwala 0

I would've put the car with the valuables in the open house if I were you.

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stupdude3 8

Sorry, I'm fourteen. Never realy worked in real estate before. The only open houses I no are the ones at school, and I didn't think that's wat op was talking about.

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Thomato_fml 0

I'm 13 and I know what an open house is. *Facepalm*

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KaintukeeBob 13

Maybe OP should have taken the keys when they left?

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NeverDont 13

Or just use a crowbar. Crowbars are goooood. For killing innocent peop... I.. I mean breaking into cars and... wait... just a mistake... *gets punches in the face by a cop*

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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

Probably got re-poed

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NeverDont 13

heh heh... re-poed... repoed... repossessed... like with a repo man... no..? kthxbai waidda minute that's what you meant. Oh well...

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