Halloween and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out...

By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:15

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Kiksters 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:08

What a fatty you are

SockMonkey333 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:26

Why would you even answer the door if you had no candy left????????????!!!!!!!

dorkyprincess 1

Friday 4 November 2011 2:24

Maybe OP is a creeper.?!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:41

Did you tell the kids with your head in a trashcan?

PROBLEMS99 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:14

don't give out candy anymore

NeonBubblez 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:26

Well...that's kind of rude and a lot of greediness. No offense. But still, this is a kid holiday. They are the ones who want the candy.

Alymc13 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:45

That is so ****** gross. 50 dollars is a lot of candy. Ew, makes me sick to even think of that image.

caity878 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:50

Sounds like someones lonely :(

kmknotek 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:57

That's So Sad., :l Sorry OP.,

siahbean 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:06

Fatty tot

omgiculol 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:12

someone needs to excercise....

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