Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and...

By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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jengen 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

kinky.

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wordly 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:27

Can't guys control the flow? Like, if I fell while peeing, I'd tighten my muscles up and hold my piss, not let it flow everywhere while I fell.

mogan_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:58

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA that one is going in my favorites. :D

freemymindatnite 0

Monday 1 June 2009 8:09

the piss jokes r funny as hell #33...kudos 2 #50

hotlavaa 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:14

is this a he or a she!?!?!?!

R2K 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:43

L.M.A.O.

TuxRug 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:37

A serious piss? Are you sure it wasn't a joking piss?

xXdman9991Xx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:23

Haha just like my grandfather always told me, "Never lean back, or u will piss on alot of stuff" yep good old crazy granddad

whobutme23 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:49

YDI, you are a tool.

pyro6613 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:37

urine fail! probly the first person to ever do that

Makinitez 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:32

Nice dude, I did that back in 5th grade. It was epic.

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