Animals: Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my...

By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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By LostInSunday - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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Zack6849 8

Wednesday 17 July 2013 12:02

How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

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Wednesday 17 July 2013 12:03

You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

Comments

Chevrille 8

Thursday 18 July 2013 8:44

What a slap in the face.

elliepenguin 5

Thursday 18 July 2013 9:15

That high five must've been the shit!

SAgirl 13

Thursday 18 July 2013 13:35

Another reason not to have dogs.

hockeyduude1477 3

Thursday 18 July 2013 13:53

How did it get there????

Starchild2229 12

Thursday 18 July 2013 17:05

What the 5 fingers say to the face?? SLAP!!!!

carnage45567 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 22:52

That's shitty

shadow7x 10

Friday 19 July 2013 4:49

Haha that's hilarious

Slyguy713 5

Friday 19 July 2013 20:14

Holy shit that is awesome.

UnluckyLolfire 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:24

I am unsure as to whether or not I want context for this.

stitesy29 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:06

And how did it get up your dog's ass?

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