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snickerdoodlea ruins every damn fml by saying something like that. SNICK! JEZUZ! fml is here for people's comments! your ruiining myyy hobbyyy. i dont get out much and caaaannnnt
ewwww. thats disgusting. XD
swantonboy96
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Hey your damn dad has helped you all your life and not made your get an abortion, so if helping the person that made you digusts you so much just ******* burn in hell!
^^ Win
XCaLX_fml
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how it get there
QueenOfStars
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lol
agreed
how do you even get a splinter in your ass? I have a feeling this is fake
that's hot.
367bri879
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hey look at it this way....everybody has a butt lol
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Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.
lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)