Miscellaneous: Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him...

By AshleyRose24 - 23/11/2013 08:02 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

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brackaman 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 15:59

I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.

swick25 22

Saturday 23 November 2013 16:00

I think a restraining order will be the key here

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anonymous198913 26

Monday 11 January 2016 7:35

That is illegal. You can call the cops and they will take care of it!

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 21 July 2020 16:20

You should just block them.

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