Kids: Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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Friday 7 September 2012 11:43

Mother of god.....the zombies are coming

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He is lucky no one took him seriously and took a baseball bat to him!

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 9 September 2012 11:51

I would pull him out of regular school.. make him get a job and he could get his qualifications via correspondence.

onyxguard 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:15

You ever try beating his ass?

b1ggerb1tch 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:24

.-. bath salts c;

Allison_Nicole60 0

Monday 10 September 2012 0:59

I don't blame him, I wanna hurt the kids in my classes too.

kyndall47 2

Monday 10 September 2012 2:00

bath salts hahah your son is hilarious.

BxCat 0

Monday 10 September 2012 4:13

Does nobody else find this as strange as I do. I mean he's sixteen not five. Isn't that an assault charge. If your son bit my child I'd be pressing charged

Jazzey5 3

Monday 10 September 2012 5:48

Just a phase.

twinkiz 4

Thursday 9 May 2013 14:12

Omg lol thats hilarious wish i was there :D

Luna349 5

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:40

That is actually scary because there is a problem with teenagers and bath salts because apparently there is something in them that acts like a drug and teenagers have discovered this. I wouldn't laugh at this FML I do feel bad for you and I hope you can get your son help if he is actually using bath salts as a drug.