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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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mutantcow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:04

so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

relyo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

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blastvortex 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 18:26

Oh, shit! It's Boxer Man! Everybody run!!!!!!!!!!!

kas782000 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:00

I lost

tjigga 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:56

was rosa parks back there?

NoteMyGrin 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:28

Haha oh god that's hilarious! At least you didn't miss your bus?

tv3992 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 10:52

hahaha hilarious

bluemorning_fml 0

Monday 3 May 2010 2:03

ooooo man that suuuucks!!!!

fml98kevin 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:08

HAHAHA

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:20

....So, what you're saying is if that HAD been your bus, you would happily have gone in your boxers? o_o

WinterBlue42 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 13:31

That is the impression I am getting. . So either way, people would have gotten traumatized. o-o

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 30 May 2012 5:53

Congrats, you traumatized kids And What you didn't notice the Yellow schoolbus?

sarahcroy20 12

Friday 4 December 2020 16:06

Why would you chase it?

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