Miscellaneous: Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started...

By are you kidding me? - 10/03/2014 08:22 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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capslockisgood 19

Monday 10 March 2014 15:05

Owl bet he feels pretty dumb now!

That_Ginger 18

Monday 10 March 2014 15:05

Your location verifies my suspicion that your brother fought Ron Weasely. What a lucky guy.

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SPARTAN11810 9

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:01

I guess you could say he isn't very WISE...

Krb1995 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 21:19

derp.

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:51

I mean, what better reason to start a fight..

Rnbw_Uncrn 10

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:04

That bastard...

gizmodorner 15

Friday 28 August 2015 18:35

who hates owls? that guy must be evil.

Kenny Foster 4

Wednesday 8 November 2017 9:13

Who? ?

butwhy 5

Thursday 5 July 2018 2:13

Good for your brother. I'll bail him out next time.

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