Miscellaneous: Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having...

By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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FireBug24_7 0

Friday 24 September 2010 9:12

What. The. ****?!

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Goganthian 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:40

party!

TheBananaTheif 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:57

"Hey baby, I'll bet you a ******* that I have more nipples than you."

ms_YoungMula 8

Friday 30 September 2011 6:01

Showing off "one" of his best qualities ;-)

askIcarus 2

Friday 6 November 2015 3:42

At least he didn't flash his package

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