Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

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Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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hurrican_fml 0

Friday 1 June 2012 23:14

I refuse to do anything productive today. Mission accomplished!

groupleader 7

Friday 1 June 2012 23:17

I was gonna say something about this, but it may have to wait.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:46

Ha... I see what you did there.

taylor727 0

Friday 1 June 2012 23:18

Like when I clean my room!

pexy_fml 16

Friday 1 June 2012 23:19

That is already a start xD

suri23 11

Friday 1 June 2012 23:25

Been there, done that.

TColby 12

Friday 1 June 2012 23:26

Procrastination. The way of the future.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Friday 1 June 2012 23:32

Sounds like me. We both deserve it.

taayloorrr_ 2

Friday 1 June 2012 23:39

Story of my life.

day624 14

Friday 1 June 2012 23:39

Dumbest fml ever

StreetReaper 9

Friday 1 June 2012 23:44

How in the hell did this post get past the mods? This post used up 3 seconds of my life that I'll never get back. FML

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