Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished,...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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EnterChoose 1

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:40

So you know didn't feel it when sitting down, but you noticed when getting up?

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:45

I agree with 113. XD I would have at least checked the toilet paper before doing my buisness.

fuzz94 8

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:46

yep. FYL

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:51

CHECK FIRST!!!

kookoo831 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:11

shouldve asked someone for some toilet paper

ThinMints123 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:56

105: thank you haha

largefoofighter 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:04

I try :^)

touchmydong 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:15

pfahahahaha

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:49

Ew.

Kid_BlaZe 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:49

ha ha this made me laugh

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