Love: Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and...

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...

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Nela132 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:17

shady ass friend. drop the mofo and keep on your grind... more girls will double up now :)

freakshow13 0

Monday 6 June 2011 0:12

Should've got him back by walking up to her at prom and giving her a nice big kiss. ;)

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:52

Drop him....

Zdog101 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:55

thats not a true friend

TheTerenity 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:50

Punch him in the face!

hntr612 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:33

that totally sucks! you shouldn't trust anyone when it comes to prom

ggpinkston 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:37

lol that is to funny, but to b real, thats f*cked up

deadlyriot101 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:26

Stick nails in his tires.

Euphoriah 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:02

Did he know you wanted to ask her?

redfinton22 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:42

Stroke it!

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