Work: Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend...

By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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MountainGiant87 15

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Lesson is don't have your boss's number in your phone.

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