Work: Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well...

By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

asxp10 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?

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