Health: Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about...

By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Comments

Amandaisdreaming 7

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:35

why would you sit "on" your desk?

Dude123456789 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 14:57

ydi

kati3baby 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 17:46

you sit on a chair dumb arse

nikkinq 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:40

Don't feel bad! Maybe the wood was just weak.

nrelavender 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:20

Oh my! That poor desk. May he rest in peace.

Legendslayer222 26

Thursday 15 August 2013 2:09

Flimsy manufacturing.

Partialdeaf 3

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:35

Muscle weighs more than fat so it means you are feeling good about your body c:

ShawtyBarnes 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:19

Maybe Your Desk Was Loose.??? Think Positive

DutchRogue 12

Friday 4 July 2014 18:28

Just keep working out.

GirlWhoLovesVB 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:27

Muscle is heavier than fat ;)

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