Miscellaneous Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized...

vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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Sad vegan girl - 15/08/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:07

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew do NOT trust your sister ever again!!! And LukeDog, STFU.

dogperiod 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:19

Just what were you eating that you never realized it wasn't ACTUAL cheese? Did you wolf the food down? And hahahaha, it's a bit funny.

NickM265 3

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:01

Ewww, yea as soon as I saw the commercial for that I knew disgusting shenanigans were inevitable.

shortyshort21 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:54

this proves that the Ped Egg is the work of evil forces and must be obliterated from the face of the earth... *shivers from disgust*

simoneog09 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 1:02

oh god I hope you got that bitch back!

HarlemzAngelita 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:32

.....and you couldn't taste the difference..or texture..? haha OWNED!

EriccaLuv 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:32

reason #2058 I'm a vegan :)

massacreman3000 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:31

cum in her shampoo a little everyday, lol everytime shes in shower. put pubes into her face makeup or something. bake brownies while shes away, but replace the best looking pieces chocolate with some turds dontbtake credit for the brownies though

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:33

Okay so you said little sister right? Little (to me) is 1-12. What the hell is she doing with a ped egg in the first place!? YDI for letting her use one. >:D