Miscellaneous: Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my...

By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:32

Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?

mattman1994 0

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PplMakeMistakes 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:47

Ydi for using Facebook. and even more for posting these kind of status..

buggybeauty 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 6:41

poor baby! YDI!

Nosaintiger 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:02

Make it 30 :P

the_one_guy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 2:44

I hate people that post that kinda shit. You deserved it.

xJordieeBearhhx 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:01

awe... that's awful ;/

BigDirtySteez 1

Wednesday 30 March 2011 17:50

I call bullshit. 27 likes? I bust out the most hilarious Charlie sheen comments and get 27 likes. I have 3600 FB friends..

Miss_Birthday 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:19

They probably thought it was a joke. If you're fishing it just shows that you failed. Obviously you're not gonna kill yourself so they didn't act desperate for you to stay alive