Miscellaneous: Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my...

By ducklover1 - 19/06/2012 03:31 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

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Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:50

Location, location, location... (Bet the landlord didn't mention that in the brochure!)

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cameron50055 9

Tuesday 19 June 2012 12:16

Da ****?

NIRVANA1990s 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 12:55

I would actually love that

Fnyrri 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 13:49

Oh, Canada...

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:00

Just hope your landlord doesn't up the rent for the waterfront views...

Glidefedt 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 18:30

His wife could also just be a furious squirter

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 19:20

What is this? I don't even...

Rainbowbright99 4

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:22

Start charging people to go down your indoor waterfall. That is how wet 'n wild started.

Plecofish 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 5:44

Waterfall delivers.

Amurikuh 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:37

All I want to know is, how???

monkey27 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 10:48

Golden shower?? Lol

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