Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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Flymeister 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:30

WOAH THERE!!! How did that happen?

iheart 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:39

lookin for you keys from yesterday?

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 22 February 2010 16:06

Just what I was thinking :D

MaxMorphine 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:04

WTF how does that even happen?!

SNAKELOVER221 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:24

sorry girl but your lying. If you fell in a garbadge chute you'd be dead right now

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:43

awesome!

kkbby4 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:14

i find this fml reminds me of veruca salt from willy wonka and the chocolate factory. xD hahaha

volleyballx3 2

Monday 22 February 2010 3:03

fakeee,

awwdudethatsux 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:22

ha! Win

PaSoccer19 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:26

Were you chasing the food you couldn't scarf down in one of your previous meals, or were you just ttying to re-discover your inner child?

Anowicz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:11

^win (:^

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