Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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TheRealBruce 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:37

Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?

flockz 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:39

this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:23

I believe this fad all started with Justin Bieber

TheCamoWulf 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:44

LOL that happened to me once XD

vanessaizawesome 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 1:56

Oh wow Thts nice...

ise_is_lazy 4

Friday 15 June 2012 2:38

how...?

mattanator 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:19

how, what and why

klx125cross 9

Monday 20 August 2012 14:46

Is that even possible?

sammieb 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:21

I got my head stuck in one before

mxgirl1998 26

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:08

They usually have an emergency push sign.

FMLworthy5000 21

Saturday 28 June 2014 3:46

Been there

FeedTheStache 13

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:01

It happens to the best of us.

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