Animals: Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me....

By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:39

"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

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Well, at least you got some action!

Comments

looneyben5432 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:41

look on the bright side this means you have a big ****

skatergirl9875 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:25

thats what u get for being a man with a cat

Twix619 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:06

your fault for havin a cat.

tanman88 5

Thursday 5 August 2010 11:17

*jealous*

katiep817 1

Wednesday 6 October 2010 4:44

Not the only pussycat attracted to swinging penis. lol! jk the opportunity presented itself!! but idk whats more interesting the fact that your junk is big enough to attract a cat or you shower with door open... very thought provoking post. ps - im sure you will heal fine :)