Transportation: Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus:...

By titov - 10/01/2009 14:41 - France

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

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scenellamas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:47

I don't get it...

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:52

smoking kills!!!

ireeliu 0

Monday 2 August 2010 17:42

I did that too! lol

TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:49

YTDI for smoking!!!

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 22:28

LOL, I wonder what people on the bus thought ahahaha :DDD

blueeyedbeauty15 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:57

serious question. what does op mean?

What_Willis_is_t 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 14:56

Original poster

altus35 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 20:51

hilarious

trussellx 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:42

And THAT, is what I call good karma :) YDI for smoking

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:31

You are a moron.

Rizzie0512 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:54

and THIS is a what I call a perfect example of a judgemental person :)

StingRay_RZA 16

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:49

This is pretty damn funny...

Reaper350 7

Tuesday 29 October 2013 15:28

I've done that. took the trash to work instead of my lunch.

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