Technology and Love: Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it...

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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juniorsgay 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:20

.....how long has this been your ex?! I mean seriously who keeps text messages for that long?!? totally your fault

rockr_chick 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:14

u should have deleted them sooner... but that sucks OP

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curiousflame 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:09

hahhahaha gold!

maddie2015 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:49

talk about awkie.

asoptavlo14 6

Friday 8 July 2011 7:22

Don't be a jerk. You're so cool because you're a jerk to people. Nice picture satanist.

heyywatsup 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 5:02

what did she say

writergirl23 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:36

Send another to him saying "No I don't love you sorry that wasxa mistake", real promptly

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 6:47

Maybe he still loves you...

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