Geek: Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me.... - FML

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You are irritated because she won? Ugh.

kaiyybee 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You just suck.. Sorry bro.

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lotusenta 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:54

I'm sorry, are you jealous of my many lives whilst you only have one?

LilChasie 2

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:33

You should suck less

JoeyBelle18 11

Sunday 1 September 2013 5:30

Marry her.

Draconisraa 3

Monday 9 December 2013 23:42

lol i dont think it was really her first time

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Friday 4 July 2014 12:50

Don't go so easy on without meaning to or give her lower level players.

Erto 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 3:00

If it's really her first time playing, you suck dick at the game. I love super smash bros

LexB100 3

Sunday 6 November 2016 22:50

That's not an fml. you have someone to yrain with now! that's a win

trumpet27 1

Sunday 29 January 2017 7:53

YDI for being so upset about this.

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