Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:01

Lol what a gentleman!

starile 19

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:21

You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

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deromor 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:38

watta twit! lol

Drspoofty 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:20

Gosh he's very polite now isn't he

Sheilatakeabow 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:21

He proves that chivalry isn't dead.

chorizo123 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:46

he probly mugged you out of nessessity. there are nice people that have no other choice

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:17

LOL, good one. Screw you, grammer/spelling Nazi.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:20

Grammar* You SO asked for that.

Linahmmyupthatsm 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:25

lol

hey_kid94 9

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:08

Well at least he was nice

uberpwnage112 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:12

bet he was old. none of the younger people have class anymore. now-a-days it's just for the money...

ninjasaurous 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 4:20

Oh yeah about that..... Uh I'm gonna need the charger, ya see my son was playin on it and the battery ran out and I forgot to take the charger. So I'm gonna need that. K thanks bye.

burttaturt 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:40

awwww! How sweet!

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