Animals: Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

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Comments

chunky234 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 13:02

I have a dog called mr sprinkles

theworstthing 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:53

Are you jealous you didn't name your cat Mr. Sprinkles?

theoffice1 2

Wednesday 4 September 2013 2:47

That's from the office.

grumpy94533 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 23:09

Lol. Not funny. But funny cause of his name. Sorry you got attacked.

Hannah Bassett 13

Monday 23 September 2019 7:25

Mr. Sprinkles - 1, you - 0

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