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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By disembob - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By BassGuy - 18/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML

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Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:39

So maybe start a new band? If they don't appreciate you then they don't deserve you.

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Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:42

Are you the drummer who kicked someone out for being ugly?

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Tuesday 17 December 2013 21:14

By any chance were you the leader?

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