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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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okieraider71 4

Friday 12 March 2010 12:17

Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!

dbs_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:07

nekkid!

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KoRnFTW 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:09

*shudders*

tamoodielovesmar 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:35

gotta love mom and dad ;)

rainrain76 2

Monday 21 May 2012 12:11

Wow, so cool!

lininnes 6

Monday 24 September 2012 14:47

Chill OP, it could be worse if it was not your dad but the guy next door chasing your mum nakedly....

_wolfbane 8

Monday 5 November 2012 21:21

Oh god. That is awful.

8eight8 14

Monday 22 April 2013 10:32

if i were you, i would move out as soon as possible.

mylilshawty7456 2

Monday 24 November 2014 3:55

That sounds exactly like the plot line of that ikea commercial

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