Animals: Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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Dezi_Chan 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:05

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:07

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

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Monday 19 July 2010 9:47

poww! rite in tha kissa

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Friday 23 July 2010 2:51

WOW!!! What was the walrus thinking?!

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Friday 23 July 2010 12:55

innnnnnn thheeeeee faceeeee!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

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Friday 30 July 2010 6:38

this literally made me LOL.

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Friday 10 September 2010 5:04

ouch.. fyl

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Monday 4 October 2010 7:28

you don't **** with yo pimp! :P

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Saturday 23 October 2010 18:45

&thats the most action you've gotten in 5 yrs!

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I actually laughed out loud. This FML made my day.

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Sunday 3 April 2011 22:08

bwahahahaha

Lennes 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:08

I think that'd be kinda funny.

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