By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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LaGriffonne 3

I would have liked that illustration if it wasn't for the manga inspired "box-cat" thing.

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1337chick 4

YDI, moron. Who the **** puts a cat in a box?!?!!

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

boximals. what does that sound like to you?

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0opsie 6

What was she supposed to do? Ground it? Spank it?

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hobosareawesome 0

Lmao. Maybe the cat does not like men. My kitties only like women. :)

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kurato 6

im sorry about da cat incident. but the comic was kool... and funny XD

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Evii_fml 5

Hahaha That's Hilarious,,, Sorry Bout The Cat And Your Leg Tho.! Atleast Your Wife Likes It.! =D

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InnocentLies 0

Dogs are better! :p lol i like the illustration for one its cute. (:

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bubo_fml 10

That's 2 mean *******, Bro!!

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