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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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hbgoddard 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

They must have liked it then. 0.o

null_fml 11

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:57

Marilyn Monroe gave speeches?

Comments

jcdiva7 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:50

Sounds like a Marilyn Monroe moment

lionlvr 9

Friday 26 August 2011 21:59

Irony.

TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:10

Marilyn Manroe?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 27 December 2013 17:01

Couldn't you hear the laughter? If there was any...well I think with a scene like that your shyness is probably gone...

paranda 2

Wednesday 16 April 2014 8:53

soooo you didnt feel the draft change????

JCal585 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 5:13

On the bright side, the next time you have to speak in public should go better than this time. So that speech should be a .. Wait for it.. A breeze! Hahahaha