Health: Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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Thursday 12 November 2015 0:44

Well you're not having a very good fall...

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Thursday 12 November 2015 0:46

Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?

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Thursday 19 November 2015 4:10

You should leaf those things alone. They're dangerous.

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