Love: Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant....

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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bummervacation 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:58

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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Jester7 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:27

is it yours?

FreebirdIII 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:10

Glad it's not mine!

cjk_2011 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:14

hey me too!

TheRangerYo 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:39

Loseeeer!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:23

Congrats!! You knocked up your girlfriend and didn't know it.

xxbreakgirlxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:27

is it yoours ?

SLimSHadY481 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:43

RUN

natetheman14 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:50

strong relationship u got there

DelPiero10 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:17

Janae1 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:56

Its not yours

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