By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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hollan hollan hold on, what was the name though? lol

Wait- you allowed her to give your dick a name? *plays whipped noises*

She might not be over him........ just saying

I wouldn't be too worried. She's simultaneously calling her ex a dick and saying you are more of a man than he was (as in he's just a dick but you're the full package).