Intimacy: Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of...

By nightDREAMERms - 23/04/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Michyxo 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Wow. That is so awkward lol.

simplyplain100 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

hot

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underpaid011 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:28

my phone number is 305......

DomB_fml 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:38

you might just be god in a woman

jay_dub88 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:39

that's awesome

emi3611 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:42

Lmfaoo. awkward muchh!

ballbearing 10

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:42

jealous!

Lacrosse00 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:44

give me your name and number! lets explore this awesome gift together while doing yoga.

Kareenuh 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:45

that's awesome!

IamTheCavalist 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:54

I used to live in Visalia!

sac1987 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:46

how does that happen in yoga lol... isn't yoga just stretching and concentration?

Music_Goddess 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:55

I wish I could get off while doing yoga! great motivator to lose weight! lol

MimaaRoar 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:24

I wanna try yoga!! :D

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