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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Sansa_fml 38

Sunday 12 April 2015 17:58

How can you forget something like that? I can only hope he doesn't forget he has kids or a dog by the time he gets them.

TheKingOfHearts 19

Sunday 12 July 2015 12:50

Derp

Mar Zammit 4

Thursday 13 April 2017 19:19

Hmm weird

Mar Zammit 4

Thursday 13 April 2017 19:19

Hmm weird

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