Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed...

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 12:08

stacys mom....

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aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 17:40

lol

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

It's normal in Mobile :-P

figgity83 15

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:29

LOL that funny she's a milf. can't blame a guy for trying. creepy yes but can't fight nature. fyl cause it's gonna happen alot.

grlwhosings 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:37

Bah hahaha! That's funny!

l3allin_all_day 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:49

lucky ur moms not a milf

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:08

YDI for having a MILF as a Mom

Thanateros 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:13

What if your best friend became your new daddy LOL

hobosareawesome 0

Friday 1 October 2010 3:28

Lmao at least you can say you like your stepfather... well maybe not anymore

MAC0789 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:41

well...at least nothing happened, right?

csimpson1990 4

Friday 1 October 2010 9:44

its okay, all my friends keep saying my mom is hot. i dont get offended. i just laugh and think its hilarious.

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