Students, LGBTQIA+ and Teenagers: Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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agamid 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:28

what's wrong with that? just correct them, but if they're small-minded enough to think calling someone a lesbian is an insult then they're probably not worth associating with.

hahaiseeyou 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:07

easy as just correcting them

Comments

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:54

people call me a lesbian, and I'm very straight. so just learn to laugh it off.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:19

so I'm guessing your not the one in the middle

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:20

to 58

legonut6 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:44

ydi for dressing like a lesbian.

uridea 14

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:51

People will always assume something about you. it's just what they dodo ignore it and don't let it get to you.

DudeImWayBetter 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 18:25

lol 22 looks like a lumberjack and she's saying not to be so butch.

dianaalove 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:48

thats just wrong. try going up to them.

AndyPineapple 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:56

Today, I was reassured for the Nth time, on FML for godssake, that being a lesbian is indeed, the worst, most discussing thing a person can do. FML

Rockey 3

Sunday 29 August 2010 22:44

I blame the people who allowed this fml to be posted. It's really a simple fix.

emo_devon 11

Monday 30 August 2010 0:03

wow......what the hell gave them THAT idea? if it's the way you dress, or your appearance, than that's stupid, because your appearance doesn't necessarily indicate your sexuality.