Health: Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget...

By chelsea - 07/03/2011 22:23

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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Southerndatageek 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:06

aww that's just sad

ohrlynow 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:09

It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.

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xxkrave 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:09

I have had this happen too. It HURTS.

Mysanitywins 10

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:11

Bleeding Mascara.

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 4:06

great song

TinyDude 10

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:28

how did u manage to get ur eyes open to post this fml lols

cupcakecatie 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:27

It's called water. The op never said they we're STILL stuck together.

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:04

Been there, done that. Facecloth and warm water.

lulu476 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:27

ahhhh this happened to me once! luckily for me, only one eye managed to get stuck so I was able to see and get the mascara off easier.

FYLSLOWLY 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:54

What kind of mascara do u use?! That never happens to me when I fall sleep crying with mascara on.

cupcakecatie 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:18

Oh I've done that :( it hurts like a b****! Fyl that sucks.

Evangeline1 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:37

hehehe,that sucks,man. that happened to before and it hurt like hell:P

ThickHead 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:34

how are you writing this then op?

ktdad07 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:49

How does one cry himself/herself sleep?

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