Love, Valentine's slay and Living together: Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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Sunday 29 January 2017 11:44

Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!

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then get your own, not difficult

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finalyearsofhate 22

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:37

As much as I love my husband, we do not share personal hygiene items. That's as bad as sharing a toothbrush. Just no.

Liphaem5 22

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:00

Why do you share a loofah? That's really gross, surely you (or he) can get a second loofah. I'm almost afraid to ask if you share a toothbrush ......

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