Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom...

By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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NiceOldMan 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:12

Neither do I

knights95 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:14

I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.

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bballforward33 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:12

I don't get it

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:00

Thank god for restraunts! The only problem is deciding wether to deal with being fat or choosing to spend all spare time working out

Magnimus 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:08

Spit on her face and say "******* bitch! You are garbage." Bet you anything she won't do that again.

spideydan15 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:40

soap is soap

LizzyJH 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:53

Wow. That's...not right really.

TheViolentTomboy 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:49

Doctor. Now.

Albanic 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 9:32

Munchausen?

SaniK 17

Friday 12 December 2014 1:06

That can make you very sick

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